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Free Mom on craigslist!

So maybe my day didn’t start the way I’d have liked.  And maybe it didn’t go quite according to plan.  But giving me away for FREE on craigslist?  Am I really that bad??  Or just a little goof-ball?

I came out of the Christmas Shop last night (I can’t WAIT to share my homemade Christmas cards!) and the men announced that Lexi had thrown up.  “Well, what did you do about it?”  “Dad was here!”  “Kurt was here!”  “What did you DO about it?”  “Nothing.”  Grrrrrrrr!!  So, I cleaned up the doggie barf.  It didn’t look like the usual barf, it looked like poop.  Early this morning (before 6 o’clock) I heard the doggie bells.  Groan.  I don’t want to get up this early.  Faint bells . . .  back to La La Land.  I rolled down the stairs at 6:40, let the dogs out, walked past the piano to check the temperature and with the flip of a light switch I found doggie poop ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!!  I got a phone call Sunday night that we ARE having company this year for the Family Thanksgiving in Ohio.  I now have my all ready doggie soiled carpet even MORE soiled with doggie stains.  “This is a joke, right?”  “This can NOT be happening.”

Figuring that it was Lexi and knowing to withhold food and water for 24 hours, I fed Luke and cleaned up the carpet mess.  I soaked as many spots as I could with carpet cleaner and decided to get the Woolite stuff while I was out later for Thanksgiving things.  Lexi didn’t even realize that I didn’t feed her.  She threw up twice more and wanted outside about 50 times.

When the sun came up I saw that the barn door was wide open – had been all night.  Well, young man that had been sent out to lock up the chickens and close up the barn, what part of “close up the barn” didn’t register?  Kristen and I went out to feed around 8 (I know a little late, but we were planning strategy for today’s cleaning jobs) and what did she discover?  Not only was the barn door open all night, the lid had been off the tub of chicken feed.  Guess who had herself a high protein feast?  And then deposited that feast all over my poor, pathetic carpet?  Someone was in hot water and by the time I got to him and ran through all of the “what if” scenarios, young man was in tears.

At least we knew what she got into, but it didn’t help the state of my carpet.  I went to do the grocery store run, got home, was eating lunch and realized that I had never gotten the carpet cleaner – “this is a joke right?”

Deciding that cleaning up the schoolroom was the next item on my list of things I didn’t really want to do (I cleaned my bathroom and dusted my bedroom yesterday – I felt ready to conquer the world, until the dog crapped all over the floor this morning), so I started checking schoolwork and sat down to do English with Kristen and then a spelling test.  I guess I had reached the stage of near hysteria, or maybe I was feeling punchy from the salty chips I had with lunch, but I lost it.  Goof ball city erupted from Mom, complete with sound effects (crazy voices).  “Mom, I’m going to advertise you for free on craigslist!”  “I can’t help it!  There’s too much pain in this English lesson!  I can’t take it!!!!.”  “MOM!!”

I did manage to recover myself enough to give the spelling test (poor child is a terrible speller) and we moved on to dusting the kitchen, yelling at Kurt to do the cleaning I told him to not the cleaning he thought needed doing.  And then off we went to the barn to help feed the horses.  We did okay.  I threw the hay over the stall wall (laughed at Kristen when it missed; she laughed at me when I hadn’t even thrown it yet and it fell) and sure enough, I got hay in my undergarment. :p  And we’re on the way home to eat supper and continue the living room dusting before MARVEL Agents of Shield comes on tonight.  We’re talking about the sleeping arrangements with company and Kurt usually bunks in our room, but we were deciding who got the warmest sleeping bags and Kristen said, “Kurt can use the rattly one that makes noise every time he moves.”  But what did the Mom actually hear? “Kurt can use the rattly one that makes noise every time he poops.”  “Every time he poops?”  “Mom, I said every time he MOVES!  That does it, I’m giving you away for free on craigslist!!”

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Free for Thanksgiving, one wacky Mom.  She’s all there (mostly) but tends to forget herself when she gets stressed.  Stress results in goof ball antics, crazy cartoonish voices and general silliness.  She’ll be a very entertaining addition to your family Thanksgiving.  She’s a good cook too.

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I’ve Been AWOL Haven’t I?

OK.  Here goes:  My parents came, we took them to the Lego Movie & Grandpa fell asleep (but he liked the parts he was awake for), we went to the Half Price Bookstore, Grandpa put up new clothes lines for me, we went to the mall so Grandpa could go to the Lego Store with Kurt (Kurt talked the whole time) and we had lunch at 5 Guys – oh me oh my!  Then my Dad went home & my Mom stayed & I ran around like a chicken with its head cut off and finally got the garage sale together and advertised and we sat through Thursday and Friday and made $50.  I took Grandma home the next day in my new van and discovered at my parents that I had XM Radio!!!!  And then the kids had Drama Camp and I ran around like a chicken with its head cut off all week taking them hither & yon and doing this and that.  Then they performed Friday night and J & D joined us and we all went to Steak N Shake.  Then I had the garage sale on Saturday and made $30.  And then on Sunday Honey wasn’t right & on Monday we took her to the vet in the old van and she made a fecal sample and I nearly died in the driver’s seat, and then on Tuesday Lexi went to the vet to get fixed and on Wednesday she left a fecal sample on my carpet TWICE!  And then Wednesday I went to here and went to there and got Kurt signed up for swim lessons (and had to run from the pool to Hubby for a signature and back to the pool) and . . . .  the week isn’ t over yet.

My parents visit was really fun and I think my Dad had a good time.  He really liked the tomato fence I put up and made one for himself when he got home.  I don’t know how to include the pinterest picture where I got the idea, but basically you put a piece of cattle panel between two t-posts and tie the tomatoes up.  Someone commented that they were going to use rebar mesh because it’s cheaper and that’s what I did!  Hubby was impressed.

Grandpa really did fall asleep in the Lego Movie – it was funny.  My Dad always falls asleep if he sits down too long – especially in a dark room!

The garage sale was obviously less than a stellar success.  3 days and a whopping $80.  Definitely not worth the work although it looked really nice all set up.  I’ll be posting things on craigslist tomorrow night (if I’m not exhausted from our first college visit)

It was nice to do a road trip with my Mom and to spend a quiet night away from the kids.  I brought home a big hunk of my Mom’s lavender plant and a couple of roses.  I put them into the neglected front flower bed where they are anchoring the lilly I moved.  I know, I know, pictures!  Let’s wait until next year when things are blooming 🙂  I sadly lost the XM Radio on Monday, someone figured out that they’d sold the van.

Drama Camp was fun.  I helped out with cleaning up a couple of days and it was the easiest sheemsiest thing.  The kids had a LOT of fun and Kurt had a talking part!!  My first child to have a speaking part at Drama Camp.  He played Tarzan – complete with a wig that I can’t even describe!!  Like a mullet on steroids.

KidShine Tarzan's beautiful hair!

And of course he had to strike a pose!!

He told silly jokes and made a hysterical laugh (which is what won him the part).  He brought down the house.  Who knew my little guy had perfect comedic timing??

Never play poker in jungle . . . . too many cheetahs . . . .  HAH HAH HAH HAH!  Tarzan crack Tarzan up.

I have a great picture of Kristen with her friends but once again I won’t post pics of other peoples’ children. 😦

We had a great time going out to dinner with J & D, but I was really, really tired by that time.  It was a long week.

And then we started this week with Honey off her feed on Sunday.  She still wasn’t eating on Monday and Kristen took her temp and it was way high.  The vet couldn’t see her until 4pm, so we followed our directions and got her to drink plenty of water with electrolytes.  In the old van, two minutes from the vet’s drive and Honey lets out a nice, wet fecal sample.  I had just told Kristen to move her rear end away from me because I didn’t want what happened to happen!  I started screaming BLEEEEECK!!  GAAAAAAG!  ACKKKKKKKK! I’M GONNA DIE!!!!   BLEEEEEEEECK!  Kristen sits on the back seat and laughs her not so little flip flops right off.  I was ready to die in the driver’s seat – and it got on my purse handle and the seats and the center console.  It was nasty!  After eliminating the obvious causes, we concluded it was probably salmonella – which means someone wasn’t washing their hands after handling the new chicks and then going to tend the animals.  Hmmmm.

Tuesday we took Lexi in to get fixed and she was so sad and didn’t want us to leave her.  That was hard.  We picked her up and she was still so groggy and unsure about walking with the cone on her head.  She face planted on the sidewalk when we left the vet.  At home she started up the sidewalk with Kristen and when the cone got stuck on the ground she just stopped.  We spent the rest of the night laughing about her getting stuck every time she tried to walk.  By morning she was fine.  Until later in the day when I was gone running errands (I wanted to find capris to wear to Karra’s college visit tomorrow because I didn’t want to look all old and frumpy.  She insists I could have worn shorts and a t-shirt, but I want to look nice.  I don’t want to embarrass her).  So, Lexi had diarrhea on the carpet while I was gone.  5 minutes before we need to leave for church Kurt came and asked how to clean up diarrhea – Lexi again in the same spot.  I ran to the vet for meds to make it stop and she has been on food rations today.  Poor little puppy.

And now you’re caught up on where I’ve been and what I’ve been doing.  I’m hoping to be posting the barn project pictures very soon.  The new coop is done except for the sliding door between coop and run.  Once Joel gets that done this weekend we can move the babies out of the garage (they stink!).  He’s getting lumber tonight to put the metal around the back of Sugar’s stall and then it’s a big sliding door for Libby’s stall – and her stall of course – and we’ll be done!  Kristen and I are in charge of chicken roosts, feeders and nest boxes.  My nest box ideas keep changing because the space for the boxes has shrunk courtesy of the beautiful picture window in the new coop.  I’ll have to locate all of the pictures I’ve taken and get them organized into a coherent post.  I’m very excited to share that project.

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